Have you heard of a cougar? No, not the kind that you see in zoos. The cougar I’m talking about is a 40ish woman who looks better than she ever did in her 20s. She’s the epitome of mature female glamour. Wildly mocked and feared by inexperience younger women mostly because she’s on the prowl for younger men – oh, and she always gets what she wants.
Pumas and Cubs
Cougars in training are in their early 30s and they’re called Pumas. While those in their 20s are called Cougar Cubs- but that doesn’t mean they don’t have claws so beware.
The cougar is as dangerous as she is alluring. She’s a seductive combination of pride and sweetness. She has a fondness for the finer things. Champagne, golden jewels, tanning salons and negligees. Some may put the cougar down for dying her hair blonde, putting on lots of make-up and dressing in what many may call tacky clothing. Sure, she’s been divorced at least once and may have cubs. But she always ends up with a huge divorce settlement. There are lots of self-made cougars that have clawed their way to the top of the corporate world to make their own fortunes. Real cougars believe that this way is the wrong way—too much effort required.
The cougar likes to puff on her cigarettes, drink martinis and eat fatty foods but she’s always in excellent shape due to her excellent genetic gift. The cougar’s workout consists of
